Man spends night cheating with smallhouse, attempts suicide after finding wife having sex with boyfriend

A MAN from Victoria Falls lied and said he was spending the night at a funeral wake while he visited a girlfriend. He attempted suicide when he returned home on the following day and found his wife sleeping with a boyfriend in their matrimonial bedroom.

The "comedy of horrors" unfolded last Friday at a house in Chinotimba suburb where bewildered residents gathered to watch as Mbuso Sithole walked in on his wife Sgcebhe Moyo and her boyfriend who were having a good time.

The boyfriend, only identified as Ra, has since fled the resort town.

Sithole, 31, has his mother – a nurse at St Patrick's Hospital in Hwange – to thank as she rushed with an antidote for the rat poison he drank after he found his wife in a compromising position.

The mother had to quickly leave her workplace to save him as there was reportedly no medicine at Victoria Falls District Hospital.

Sithole, a vendor popularly known as Maburawa Gadaffi at the Comesa Market Centre in the resort town, told The Chronicle it pained him to find out that his wife was unfaithful.

He said as he slunk home from his girlfriend's house at about 5AM he felt something was amiss when his wife took long to open the door.

"The next thing, the window opened and a half naked man whom I recognised as Ra, shot out and sprinted away before I could react," said Sithole.

"Yes, it's true that I wanted to commit suicide as I drank rat poison. I've a girlfriend called Blessing Chiedza Banda and on Thursday I told my wife that I was going to a funeral wake when actually I was going to sleep over at her place."

Sithole said he got infuriated when his wife denied anyone had been in the house and suggested that he could have seen a burglar.

"We fought but she vehemently denied that she had a boyfriend in the house. We even went to the house where Ra stays but he fled and he hasn't returned since that day. I suspect he has left town," said a dejected looking Sithole.

He said as they were arguing, one of their neighbours called his wife and told her he had spent the night with his girlfriend.

Sithole said his wife went ballistic and threatened to kill herself.

"I told her that it was better for me to kill myself as well because I'd found a man in our house. That's when I rushed to the Old Market where I bought rat poison which I put in a glass of water. I gulped it and locked myself in the bedroom," said Sithole.

He said Moyo alerted neighbours who forced their way into the house through the window before rushing him to hospital.

Sithole said his mother saved his life after his wife was told there was no medication at Victoria Falls Hospital.

"I wanted to kill myself because I couldn't imagine my wife having a boyfriend," he added.

When The Chronicle caught up with Moyo, she said she had reconciled with her husband.

Moyo said her husband's girlfriend Banda was the one causing problems in her marriage.

The couple later granted a joint interview in which they said they'd put their problems behind them.

Neighbours said Sithole could have saved his marriage by drinking poison as his "near death experience" seemed to have brought the couple closer.

Sithole was discharged from hospital on Sunday.

Woman sells sex herbs at ZITF: Each sex round will last for 6 hours, women use this to make men scream

A Malawian medicine woman electrified the on-going Zimbabwe International Trade Fair (ZITF) with sexual enhancing herbs and laboratory tested tablets that make a man or woman last for not less than SIX HOURS per sex round. For complete 24 hours of non-stop sex, you need just 4 rounds. For those who still believe in buying sex from prostitute, consuming these herbs first before the action will probably force the prostitute to offer a 'refund'!

Annie Kamanga has been in the business of selling Malawian sexual enhancing herbs for sometime and because of the demand and supply equation, she is making good money. It would be so exciting if she is also willing to conduct 'product demo' to willing male buyers. This reminds us of a Bulawayo prostitute who once grabbed headlines when she said she was arrested for selling sex when in fact she was only selling condoms but would offer "free" demonstration of how to use them to her customers.

Just to get a feel of the Zimbabwe market, Annie Kamanga exhibited what she called 'gondolosi' for men (supposedly similar to Zimbabwe's 'mugondorozi' and also tseketseke for women. The names of the two sex herbs are derived from indigenous Malawian plants.

"Sex is so important in a relationship and for those who are having problems in their sexual life, I am encouraging them to try our herbs gondolosi and tseketseke," she said.

Gondolosi is used for delayed ejacul*tion and would make men go for more than five fours of sex. This would be very ideal for men whose wives are cheating on them. Surely after 6 hours of non-stop sex she will; never cheat again!

For women, tseketseke is said to be the 'extra sweetener'. We hope prostitutes and small houses won't get hold of this product, otherwise many married men, and maybe some of these well known prophets might end up cheating on their wives too much!

"Tseketseke improves women's sexual desire, arousal, lubrication, orgasm, satisfaction and also records less comfort and pain during sex. Tseketseke also makes women 'hot in bed'," Kamanga the sex 'lecturer' said.

In a bid to avoid serious trouble, Kamanga urges non-married and single men and women to stay away from her products because she says they are extremely powerful such that they might end up raping anything that comes along their way, chickens, dogs or donkeys etc.