A Malawian medicine woman electrified the on-going Zimbabwe
International Trade Fair (ZITF) with sexual enhancing herbs and
laboratory tested tablets that make a man or woman last for not less
than SIX HOURS per sex round. For complete 24 hours of non-stop sex, you
need just 4 rounds. For those who still believe in buying sex from
prostitute, consuming these herbs first before the action will probably
force the prostitute to offer a 'refund'!
Annie Kamanga has been in the business of selling Malawian sexual enhancing herbs for sometime and because of the demand and supply equation, she is making good money. It would be so exciting if she is also willing to conduct 'product demo' to willing male buyers. This reminds us of a Bulawayo prostitute who once grabbed headlines when she said she was arrested for selling sex when in fact she was only selling condoms but would offer "free" demonstration of how to use them to her customers.
Just to get a feel of the Zimbabwe market, Annie Kamanga exhibited what she called 'gondolosi' for men (supposedly similar to Zimbabwe's 'mugondorozi' and also tseketseke for women. The names of the two sex herbs are derived from indigenous Malawian plants.
"Sex is so important in a relationship and for those who are having problems in their sexual life, I am encouraging them to try our herbs gondolosi and tseketseke," she said.
Gondolosi is used for delayed ejacul*tion and would make men go for more than five fours of sex. This would be very ideal for men whose wives are cheating on them. Surely after 6 hours of non-stop sex she will; never cheat again!
For women, tseketseke is said to be the 'extra sweetener'. We hope prostitutes and small houses won't get hold of this product, otherwise many married men, and maybe some of these well known prophets might end up cheating on their wives too much!
"Tseketseke improves women's sexual desire, arousal, lubrication, orgasm, satisfaction and also records less comfort and pain during sex. Tseketseke also makes women 'hot in bed'," Kamanga the sex 'lecturer' said.
In a bid to avoid serious trouble, Kamanga urges non-married and single men and women to stay away from her products because she says they are extremely powerful such that they might end up raping anything that comes along their way, chickens, dogs or donkeys etc.
Annie Kamanga has been in the business of selling Malawian sexual enhancing herbs for sometime and because of the demand and supply equation, she is making good money. It would be so exciting if she is also willing to conduct 'product demo' to willing male buyers. This reminds us of a Bulawayo prostitute who once grabbed headlines when she said she was arrested for selling sex when in fact she was only selling condoms but would offer "free" demonstration of how to use them to her customers.
Just to get a feel of the Zimbabwe market, Annie Kamanga exhibited what she called 'gondolosi' for men (supposedly similar to Zimbabwe's 'mugondorozi' and also tseketseke for women. The names of the two sex herbs are derived from indigenous Malawian plants.
"Sex is so important in a relationship and for those who are having problems in their sexual life, I am encouraging them to try our herbs gondolosi and tseketseke," she said.
Gondolosi is used for delayed ejacul*tion and would make men go for more than five fours of sex. This would be very ideal for men whose wives are cheating on them. Surely after 6 hours of non-stop sex she will; never cheat again!
For women, tseketseke is said to be the 'extra sweetener'. We hope prostitutes and small houses won't get hold of this product, otherwise many married men, and maybe some of these well known prophets might end up cheating on their wives too much!
"Tseketseke improves women's sexual desire, arousal, lubrication, orgasm, satisfaction and also records less comfort and pain during sex. Tseketseke also makes women 'hot in bed'," Kamanga the sex 'lecturer' said.
In a bid to avoid serious trouble, Kamanga urges non-married and single men and women to stay away from her products because she says they are extremely powerful such that they might end up raping anything that comes along their way, chickens, dogs or donkeys etc.
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